Saturday, March 31, 2012


I came to Denver a week and a half early to hang out with my ppl (people, human beings, homo sapiens, etc).
I am having so much fun.
Got a little lovin' from these two handsome men.
I can't remember where I was. A Cafe? A Bar?
Oh right, we were at Cafe Bar.
Staying with this girl that I just ran into randomly...
I think her name is Callie. I'm sleeping on her couch; but she doesn't know so don't tell her.
Just kidding, I know her. I luh you, Cal.
Dinner at Cafe Bar with Andrea and Callie!
Tonight, me and Callie and Say and Jo Jo are going to Venue to eat.
Stay tuned for more posting soon, ladies and gentlemen.
Best song ever.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Mrs. Frasco, this one's for you...

Who said Arkansas isn't pretty? Oh yes, an idiot. They need to get their eyes checked. If this isn't beautiful, I'm not sure what is...
Arkansas does have one or two bugs, though. That is NOT water, ladies and gentlemen. Wine out of a glass? Yes. Wine out of a sippy cup? Hail yes!

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Last Night

Last night was fun.
Em and I found a picture in Boots' yearbook from 1973 and then made her pose in the same position for a 2012 photo shoot. She was a hottie back then and she is a hottie now!
Sistermother and child before dinner. She carried me all the way to Saltgrass Steakhouse in the rain.
We so pritayy.
Then I spider-monkey attacked my father to end the night.
I'm so quick he didn't see me. Or maybe it's because he was walking away. Either way, I'm super quick!
I also did some sweet blading... no big deal.

The Rollerblading Breland

Sunday, March 4, 2012

MRI Update 2

Due to the last MRI reading, which was a little discouraging (and confusing), I have decided to put Pat (my tumor) on Craigslist in the "free" section... The post will read as follows:

First person to respond to this ad gets it!
Scalpel not included. Please bring your own.
...and make sure it is sanitized.

Also, Jenne Dixon came into town this weekend to cheer me up! And it worked...