We decided to name my tumor Pat after the SNL character.
|Male? Female? We're not sure...|
|Female? Could be...|
Pretty huge. Jenne told me that I should at least be charging it rent if it's taking up that much space in my head. I agree. Pay up, Pat. Rent will cost you at least $5,000.00 per month for the next infinity months to compensate for the cost of brain surgery and really just for your general attitude.
Math for the day:
Brain Surgery + Cancer = Expensive
Oh yes it is... it's a toomah.