Monday, November 14, 2011

It's Pat!

We decided to name my tumor Pat after the SNL character.
Male? Female? We're not sure...
Male? Perhaps...
Female? Could be...
Pretty huge. Jenne told me that I should at least be charging it rent if it's taking up that much space in my head. I agree. Pay up, Pat. Rent will cost you at least $5,000.00 per month for the next infinity months to compensate for the cost of brain surgery and really just for your general attitude.

Math for the day:
Brain Surgery + Cancer = Expensive

Oh yes it is... it's a toomah.


  1. that $5,000 doesn't even include utilities and renters insurance.

  2. i'm really annoyed with Pat right now...real annoyed.

  3. I love you. So so much!

    Also, Pat is a real a-hole!