We decided to name my tumor Pat after the SNL character.
 |
| Male? Female? We're not sure... |
 |
| Male? Perhaps... |
 |
| Female? Could be... |
Pretty huge. Jenne told me that I should at least be charging it rent if it's taking up that much space in my head. I agree. Pay up, Pat. Rent will cost you at least $5,000.00 per month for the next infinity months to compensate for the cost of brain surgery and really just for your general attitude.
Math for the day:
Brain Surgery + Cancer = Expensive
Oh yes it is... it's a toomah.
You crack me up, Breland.....
ReplyDeleteHehehehe.
ReplyDeletethat $5,000 doesn't even include utilities and renters insurance.
ReplyDeletei'm really annoyed with Pat right now...real annoyed.
ReplyDeleteI love you. So so much!
ReplyDeleteAlso, Pat is a real a-hole!